Friday, May 23, 2008

Weekend Investment Tip

The following investment advice came from my friend, Joyce, who is not an Investment Broker, she's a dentist. That's not really significant, but be sure that the details in this message are probably old or completely made up. Not that my friend isn't reliable--she's a great dentist.

It's good advice, I think, for a Friday.

Joyce says, "Here's a little retirement info for you:

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

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With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

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With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

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But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

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Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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It's called the 401-Keg."

Have a fun weekend! But never drive while investing in your 401-Keg.

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